laughingstation:

You will laugh out loud!

isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms

like

damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement

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laughingstation:

You will laugh out loud!

so i have like no followers but this is too good to not be seen on the internet. 

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vocaroo:

shout out to my friend for picking the most inappropriate background music for her class project on alzheimer’s disease

“somebody that i used to know”

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lookinforhotbf:

im my biggest fan 

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The only thing worse than crocs are these

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Shakespeare: "Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a lifetime.
Napoleon: "The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people.
Einstein: "I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, because of them I did it myself"
Mahatma Gandhi: "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong"
Dr. Seuss: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

solidmercury:

bruisebanner:

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

 #clint barton

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fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

(via oodairsunderwear)

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like image

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We turn skeletons into goddesses and look to them as if they might teach us how not to need.

Marya Hornbacher, Wasted: A Memoir of Anorexia and Bulimia (via frail-boned)

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